What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t right for me, so I really don’t carrot all. October 22, 2023
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. November 17, 2021
I’ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can’t seem to get it going. November 30, 2023