Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia. October 6, 2022
A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack. July 25, 2023
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. September 11, 2022