What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 03/09/2024
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” September 28, 2023
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. June 18, 2021