I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”. August 21, 2021
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. July 5, 2021
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ March 28, 2024