I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. May 15, 2023
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” November 13, 2020