Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. May 8, 2021
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. November 22, 2023
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. April 12, 2025