What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Today’s Daily Dad Joke 11/05/2021

• Next story Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.
• Previous story What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

You may also like...

• What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!

  October 29, 2021

• Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper… They’re always plotting something.

  December 10, 2021

• I’ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can’t seem to get it going.

  October 4, 2021