What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? “Don’t look I’m changing!”

• Next story I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
• Previous story Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

You may also like...

• Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

  August 13, 2024

• Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.

  November 26, 2021

• Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

  April 20, 2025