What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? “Don’t look I’m changing!”

• Next story I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
• Previous story Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle.

You may also like...

• I’ll tell you what often gets over looked… garden fences.

  July 9, 2022

• You can’t trust a ladder. It will always let you down

  August 17, 2021

• Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

  December 20, 2022