What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

• Next story Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”
• Previous story I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

You may also like...

• Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.

  December 18, 2024

• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

  November 4, 2022

• I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

  March 23, 2025