What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 27/01/2021
A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” August 7, 2022
Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia. May 2, 2021