What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t right for me, so I really don’t carrot all. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 07/01/2023
Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months. October 28, 2022
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts. November 16, 2024