They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 03/05/2021
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. October 1, 2021
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. November 26, 2022