They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 20/10/2022
I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. February 20, 2021
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. July 12, 2021