Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” May 6, 2024
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome July 21, 2024
At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. November 6, 2022