The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

• Next story Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
• Previous story What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

You may also like...

• People saying ‘boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year…. That’s a frightening statistic.

  February 21, 2021

• The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

  April 13, 2023

• A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

  August 4, 2022