The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

• Next story How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
• Previous story What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

You may also like...

• The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”

  June 1, 2021

• What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

  May 13, 2024

• I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

  January 30, 2024