Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!
Today’s Daily Dad Joke 14/03/2023
- Next story A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
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