Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

Today’s Daily Dad Joke 10/05/2023

• Next story Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
• Previous story A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

You may also like...

• What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

  April 10, 2023

• How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

  March 22, 2023

• How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

  May 26, 2021