Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

• Next story When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
• Previous story What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

You may also like...

• What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.

  April 13, 2024

• Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.

  June 23, 2023

• A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

  July 8, 2024