Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

• Next story Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.
• Previous story I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I’ve always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

You may also like...

• Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

  October 30, 2021

• Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

  September 23, 2024

• A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

  November 29, 2022