It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

• Next story Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.
• Previous story What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

You may also like...

• How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

  October 12, 2024

• There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

  October 27, 2022

• What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

  December 31, 2024