In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

• Next story What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!
• Previous story Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

You may also like...

• Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

  May 20, 2021

• “Dad, I’m hungry.” Hello, Hungry. I’m Dad.

  November 29, 2023

• I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

  October 16, 2022