I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

• Next story I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn’t have the stones.
• Previous story What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

You may also like...

• Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

  October 25, 2022

• Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

  April 7, 2024

• I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I’ve always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

  December 4, 2024