If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

• Next story Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
• Previous story Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

You may also like...

• I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

  April 21, 2025

• I used to work for an origami company but they folded.

  September 2, 2022

• A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

  April 11, 2021