If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks–it cost me an arm and a leg!

• Next story Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
• Previous story I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

You may also like...

• Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

  November 5, 2020

• Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

  April 17, 2024

• What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!

  May 19, 2024