I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.

• Next story What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
• Previous story What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish!

You may also like...

• Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

  September 9, 2023

• A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

  April 15, 2025

• I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.

  March 16, 2025