I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 18/04/2023
I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. October 21, 2024
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” May 6, 2024