I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

• Next story Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
• Previous story Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.”

You may also like...

• What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

  March 29, 2023

• People saying ‘boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year…. That’s a frightening statistic.

  February 18, 2021

• How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.

  September 30, 2022