I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn’t have the balls.

• Next story What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
• Previous story Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.

You may also like...

• Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

  January 16, 2025

• What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish!

  March 6, 2023

• My sister bet me $15 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

  November 8, 2021