Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia. October 6, 2022
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. June 14, 2023
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain” October 28, 2024