I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.

• Next story How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!
• Previous story I’ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can’t seem to get it going.

You may also like...

• I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

  January 4, 2021

• What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

  December 17, 2023

• I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

  January 17, 2021