I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 21/08/2021
I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. February 20, 2021
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. November 17, 2023