The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. November 22, 2023
My sister bet me $15 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta. November 8, 2021
I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. March 26, 2025