Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ January 12, 2023
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. August 5, 2023
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts. November 16, 2024