I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

• Next story How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.
• Previous story How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

You may also like...

• There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

  December 10, 2022

• I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

  March 19, 2024

• What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

  June 28, 2024