I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

Today’s Daily Dad Joke 04/03/2023

• Next story The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
• Previous story What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

You may also like...

• What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

  August 22, 2022

• What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

  November 18, 2020

• I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

  April 14, 2021