I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Today’s Daily Dad Joke 22/02/2023
- Next story Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
- Previous story What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
