I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 21/10/2024
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. June 13, 2024
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. May 9, 2025
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. May 15, 2023