I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

• Next story I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.
• Previous story Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

You may also like...

• What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

  June 29, 2023

• My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together… I totally nailed it!

  September 26, 2022

• Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It’s jarring.

  January 14, 2025