I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

• Next story What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
• Previous story I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

You may also like...

• I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

  December 31, 2023

• What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

  August 22, 2022

• Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

  January 29, 2023