I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 01/02/2023
I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. September 3, 2023
In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. June 7, 2021