I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

• Next story How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
• Previous story What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

You may also like...

• The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

  April 13, 2023

• Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

  May 7, 2024

• Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

  January 15, 2025