I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

• Next story What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
• Previous story What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

You may also like...

• “My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

  January 1, 2024

• What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

  February 3, 2024

• A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

  August 7, 2022