How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

• Next story A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey.” The horse says “Sure.”
• Previous story Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

You may also like...

• A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

  October 1, 2021

• Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

  April 22, 2023

• Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend

  February 10, 2023