How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

• Next story I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
• Previous story Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

You may also like...

• My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

  October 10, 2023

• At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.

  November 6, 2022

• Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwich.

  February 15, 2021