“Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut.”

• Next story A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.
• Previous story Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

You may also like...

• Shout out to my grandma, that’s the only way she can hear.

  July 15, 2023

• If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?

  May 25, 2021

• Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

  June 25, 2021