The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. April 13, 2023
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. July 14, 2021
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. April 12, 2021