For Valentine’s day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It’s the little things that count.

• Next story Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
• Previous story I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

You may also like...

• What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

  July 27, 2024

• Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

  May 12, 2025

• Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

  August 2, 2022