In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. June 20, 2024
A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day. July 8, 2024
At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. July 3, 2024