Don’t buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

• Next story What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• Previous story Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

You may also like...

• Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  October 17, 2024

• Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We’re a cover band.

  December 29, 2020

• Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

  March 21, 2025