Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.

• Next story If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving is not for you!
• Previous story What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

You may also like...

• Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

  January 16, 2025

• My sister bet me $15 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

  November 8, 2021

• How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!

  April 20, 2024